FLAMINGO NEST
PALM SPRINGS
STAY & PLAY
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Listen, we're not here to judge your life choices. Whether you rolled in at 3am after karaoke night or you're hiding from your mother-in-law, we've got the cure: zero cell service by the pool, cocktails that actually taste good, and neighbors who mind their own damn business. Welcome to where adulting comes to die.
Desert Poolside Paradise
The Enabler
I quit my soul-crushing corporate job to run a motel where the WiFi is weak but the drinks are strong. My parents think I've lost it. My guests think I'm a genius. I'm team guests all the way. Turns out, there's actual science behind doing nothing productive – who knew my college psychology degree would finally come in handy? Now I spend my days perfecting the art of strategic laziness and teaching overworked humans that sometimes the best thing you can do is absolutely nothing at all.
"I came for one night. That was four days ago. Send Help"
This place is dangerously addictive – like if vacation was a controlled substance, this would be the dealer.
— Anonymous Guest (Still Here)
"I came here to hide from my ex and ended up finding myself instead."
Sometimes the best therapy is a pool float, terrible karaoke, and strangers who become your temporary best friends
over sunset margaritas.
— Jenny, Life Upgrader
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